These crossed my path and made me laugh...............

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Ad in a major city newspaper................

"SINGLE BLACK FEMALE...
Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
 
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, fishing and camping trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Quiet dinners at home will have me eating out of your hand.

Rub me the right way and watch me respond.

I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours!

Call: ### - #### and ask for Daisy."

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever.

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I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually
just put my car in park."

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